Seg 2.0

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[5:52:58:] * Seg has a sore throat. He goes to get some water. He returns, with glass of water in hand. What now?
[5:53:03:] Seg: (blinking cursor)
[5:53:45:] RTC: smash water
[5:53:59:] * Seg can't do that. Water is liquid.
[5:54:20:] RTC: smash glass against forehead
[5:54:43:] * Seg can't do that. Glass is glass, and would be painful. You sadist.
[5:54:51:] Kitten: drink water
[5:54:51:] Seg: (blinking cursor)
[5:54:58:] * Seg drinks the water. Mmm, refreshing.
[5:54:59:] RTC: hehhe
[5:54:59:] RTC: Aww
[5:55:03:] RTC: Drink blood
[5:55:05:] * Seg 's sore throat is gone. What now?
[5:55:10:] Kitten: Dance!
[5:55:13:] * Seg can't do that. No blood readily available.
[5:55:19:] * Seg can't do that. He's white.
[5:55:31:] RTC: Drink Seg's blood
[5:55:48:] Kitten: w
[5:55:48:] * Seg can't do that. He's not flexible enough.
[5:55:51:] RTC: Clean glass
[5:55:58:] * Seg puts the glass in the dishwasher. What now?
[5:56:08:] RTC: look
[5:56:08:] RTC: look around
[5:56:18:] * Seg looks around. It's my kitchen. What more to say?
[5:56:21:] Kitten: look in refrigerator
[5:56:30:] RTC: What items?
[5:56:33:] * Seg looks in the refrigerator. Mmm, C2.
[5:56:50:] RTC: Take a sledgehammer to the refrigerator
[5:56:59:] * Seg can't do that. It's not his refrigerator.
[5:57:07:] * Seg can't do that. He has no sledgehammer
[5:57:11:] Seg: (pick a response.)
[5:57:23:] Kitten: Aw, and I was betting on "The refrigerator doesn't want the sledgehammer."
[5:57:29:] RTC: headbutt refrigerator
[5:57:45:] * Seg can't do that. His head and butt are too far apart.
[5:58:29:] RTC: Seg smash
[5:58:40:] * Seg ERROR: unclear.
[5:58:52:] * Seg - restart y/n?
[5:58:57:] RTC: n
[5:59:05:] RTC: make sandwich
[5:59:09:] * Seg - command accepted
[5:59:18:] * Seg makes a sandwich. Mmm, turkey.
[5:59:44:] RTC: mmmmmmmmturkey
[5:59:49:] * Seg agrees.
[5:59:51:] RTC: eat bed
[6:00:06:] * Seg can't do that. He needs that for sleeping. And it's too far away.
[6:00:51:] RTC: go east
[6:01:22:] * Seg goes east into the DEN. There is a TV, a GCN, a DVD, a VCR, and a MAGAZINE rack. What now?
[6:01:51:] RTC: set fire to the magazine rack
[6:01:52:] lonely_Disciple: ooh! I know I know! read the MAGAZINE
[6:01:57:] * Seg can't do that. No matches.
[6:02:03:] phealy: It is, zee homegoing time!
[6:02:10:] * Seg reads a magazine. EGM, January 2004. Nice issue.
[6:02:16:] lonely_Disciple: yar
[6:02:25:] lonely_Disciple: um.. whats a GCN?
[6:02:38:] RTC: go north
[6:02:59:] lonely_Disciple: no north is allways a dead ending
[6:03:03:] * Seg goes north. He is standing at the door. There is a CLOCK and a DOOR here.
[6:03:13:] lonely_Disciple: look at CLOCK
[6:03:30:] RTC: go east
[6:03:32:] * Seg looks at clock. Ooh, 6:03? I need another Motrin dose. BRB.
[6:03:37:] ***: Seg is now known as Seg|BRB
[6:03:39:] lonely_Disciple: haha
[6:03:43:] lonely_Disciple: ROFL
[6:03:45:] RTC: farckle
[6:03:49:] lonely_Disciple: that was funny
[6:03:56:] lonely_Disciple: see North is allways a dead end
[6:05:39:] lonely_Disciple: sigh what should I do with myself tonite
[6:06:43:] ***: Seg|BRB is now known as Seg
[6:06:49:] * Seg is back, medicated.
[6:07:26:] * Seg notices something. There is a KEY on top of the clock!
[6:08:18:] RTC: eat key
[6:08:37:] * Seg can't do that. He's not stupid.
[6:08:47:] lonely_Disciple: use KEY to open CLOCK
[6:08:57:] RTC: Take key
[6:08:58:] * Seg sees no lock on the clock
[6:09:05:] * Seg takes the key.
[6:09:11:] RTC: Buy craq
[6:09:12:] * lonely_Disciple agrees with RTC eat KEY!
[6:09:19:] phealy: quit
[6:09:22:] phealy: quit seg
[6:09:23:] phealy: lol
[6:09:24:] phealy: ;)
[6:09:25:] * Seg can't buy craq. No such thing.
[6:09:25:] lonely_Disciple: heh
[6:09:30:] lonely_Disciple: craq?
[6:09:31:] * Seg can't quit. He's an idiot.
[6:09:32:] phealy: byebye all. I'll be back in an hour or so.
[6:09:40:] * Seg - goodbye, PHEALY.
[6:09:42:] lonely_Disciple: what in the blue world is craq?
[6:09:54:] ***: phealy has quit IRC (Quit: )
[6:09:56:] RTC: Go farkle
[6:10:11:] lonely_Disciple: use key on door
[6:10:14:] * Seg can't do that. He isn't a member of fark.
[6:10:18:] * Seg opens the door!
[6:10:22:] lonely_Disciple: yay
[6:10:24:] RTC: close door
[6:10:28:] lonely_Disciple: heh
[6:10:28:] * Seg closes the door.
[6:10:30:] RTC: lock door
[6:10:34:] * Seg locks the door.
[6:10:34:] RTC: throw away key
[6:10:42:] * Seg stabs RTC with the key. Fiend.
[6:10:44:] RTC: eat rocky road icecream
[6:10:47:] * lonely_Disciple can't stop laughing
[6:10:57:] * Seg can't do that. He's allergic to peanuts.
[6:11:02:] lonely_Disciple: oh that sux
[6:11:09:] RTC: pick out the peanuts you sissy
[6:11:14:] lonely_Disciple: Go find Magazine again
[6:11:26:] RTC: amputate foot
[6:11:31:] * Seg can't do that. Touch traces still cause anaphalaxis.
[6:11:39:] lonely_Disciple: no your cat all ready did that RTC
[6:11:41:] * Seg sees no magazine.
[6:11:44:] lonely_Disciple: whats anaphalaxis?
[6:11:48:] RTC: go south
[6:11:50:] * Seg can't do that. He's not stupid, like RTC ;-)
[6:11:52:] lonely_Disciple: oh yeah. Um list inventory
[6:12:00:] * Seg goes south. He is in the DEN.
[6:12:02:] RTC: go down
[6:12:03:] Seg: INVENTORY:
[6:12:06:] Seg: -Key
[6:12:13:] lonely_Disciple: thats it?
[6:12:14:] Seg: -Cell phone, out of batteries
[6:12:15:] RTC: SNIFF key
[6:12:16:] Seg: -A can of C2
[6:12:21:] lonely_Disciple: C2?
[6:12:25:] lonely_Disciple: describe C2
[6:12:25:] Seg: -A sheet of paper
[6:12:34:] lonely_Disciple: oh wait coke
[6:12:34:] RTC: MAKE Paper airplane
[6:12:35:] lonely_Disciple: nevermind...
[6:12:46:] Seg: -RTC's Wallet -- When I'd get this?
[6:13:04:] lonely_Disciple: go north open door with key and walk out it and lock door behind you and eat key before RTC makes you go south again!
[6:13:06:] RTC: Mail COKE to Austrailia
[6:13:07:] RTC: GIVE RTC's wallet to Rug-Rat
[6:13:12:] * Seg can't go down. He's white, therefore, he can't disco.
[6:13:18:] lonely_Disciple: wow thats a crazy list of commands
[6:13:24:] RTC: SNIFF Key, MAKE paper airplane, Mail COKE to Austrailia
[6:13:25:] * Seg is confused
[6:13:31:] * Seg stops accepting commands
[6:13:33:] RTC: GIVE RTC's WALLET to Rug-Rat
[6:13:35:] RTC: dammit
[6:13:35:] * lonely_Disciple kicks RTC in the shins
[6:13:39:] RTC: See what you did, LD?
[6:13:41:] lonely_Disciple: look what you did!
[6:13:42:] * Seg MENU - Select player.
[6:13:43:] lonely_Disciple: you broke him!
[6:14:03:] * Seg MENU - Select player.
[6:14:07:] RTC: Seg
[6:14:08:] lonely_Disciple: select player?
[6:14:14:] RTC: SELECT Me
[6:14:15:] lonely_Disciple: um... Garfield
[6:14:22:] RTC: SELECT RTC
[6:14:25:] * Seg MENU - Player selected: RTC
[6:14:28:] RTC: Yay!
[6:14:31:] RTC: Muahahah
[6:14:32:] * Seg now accepting commands from RTC
[6:14:39:] * Seg will regret this, he thinks.
[6:14:39:] RTC: SNIFF key
[6:14:44:] lonely_Disciple: hah
[6:14:48:] RTC: LAUGH Sadistically
[6:14:49:] * Seg can't. He's not high. (Yet.)
[6:14:57:] * Seg can't. He has nothing to be evil about.
[6:15:00:] lonely_Disciple: can I make one command?
[6:15:04:] * RTC can't stop laughing
[6:15:07:] lonely_Disciple: stick KEY up RTC's Nose
[6:15:09:] * RTC will accept requests
[6:15:16:] * Seg can't. Boogerkeys are evil...
[6:15:20:] * RTC won't accept THAT request, in particular
[6:15:24:] RTC: GO West
[6:15:33:] * Seg goes west. He is in the kitchen.
[6:15:42:] lonely_Disciple: all right now were gettin somewher!
[6:15:53:] RTC: Examine cupboards
[6:16:12:] lonely_Disciple: psst: rtc ask him to describe kitchen
[6:16:19:] * Seg examines cupboards. A phone book, some cereal, etc...Nothing interesting. Except...what's this? My cell phone charger!
[6:16:36:] RTC: charge phone
[6:17:03:] * Seg charges the phone. It fills up to full battery. He calls the cops on the sick twisted mind of RTC!
[6:17:15:] * Seg - CONGRATS! You win! (Or lose, depending on due process)
[6:17:22:] RTC: farkle!
[6:17:36:] * Seg v1.5 - Written by Michael Segekihei
[6:17:48:] * Seg v1.5 - Performed by Michael Segekihei
[6:17:51:] * RTC upgrades Seg
[6:17:58:] * Seg v1.5 - Everything else by Michael Segekihei
[6:18:06:] * Seg v1.5 - Play again? y/n
[6:18:08:] RTC: y
[6:18:18:] * Seg v1.5 - Okay.
[6:18:21:] * Seg charges the phone. It fills up to full battery. He calls the cops on the sick twisted mind of RTC!
[6:18:25:] * Seg - CONGRATS! You win! (Or lose, depending on due process)
[6:18:26:] RTC: lol
[6:18:42:] * Seg v1.5 - Written by Michael Segekihei
[6:18:46:] * Seg v1.5 - Performed by Michael Segekihei
[6:18:51:] * Seg v1.5 - Everything else by Michael Segekihei
[6:18:54:] * RTC wants to know why her mind is sick and twisted?
[6:18:56:] * Seg v1.5 - Play again? y/n
[6:19:01:] RTC: n!
[6:19:09:] * Seg v1.5 - goodbye.
[6:19:11:] * Seg blip bloops.
[6:19:13:] * Kitten installs Seg v 2.0
[6:19:17:] * Seg walks in.
[6:19:22:] Seg: Hey guys, what's up?
[6:19:25:] Seg: What did I miss?
[6:19:25:] RTC: Not much
[6:19:29:] RTC: everything
[6:19:36:] RTC: the apocolypse in particular
[6:19:36:] Seg: Nifty.
[6:19:45:] * Seg really hopes someone logged that.
[6:19:48:] RTC: yes
[6:19:51:] RTC: ?
[6:19:57:] RTC: Sorry, I forgot.
[6:20:01:] Seg: D'oh.
[6:20:03:] Seg: Anybody else?
[6:20:07:] RTC: =<_<=
[6:20:22:] * RTC is bored, allasudden
[6:20:47:] * RTC stares at her desktop calendar for a while
[6:21:27:] * RTC forgot!!
[6:21:36:] * RTC tackles Seg and gives him some saurkraut
[6:21:41:] * Seg dies.
[6:21:45:] RTC: ....?
[6:21:46:] ***: Seg is now known as SegIsDead
[6:22:13:] RTC: Dead Seg is boring... make him do something!
[6:22:22:] ***: SegIsDead is now known as Segv2
[6:22:25:] Segv2: ah, crap.
[6:22:28:] Segv2: eh, it works.
[6:22:35:] * Segv2 Begin?
[6:22:41:] RTC: y
[6:22:59:] * mundungu pokes the corpse of Seg and asks it politely to act a little more lively.
[6:23:05:] RTC: yes
[6:23:14:] RTC: si, por favor
[6:23:22:] * Segv2 is in his computer room, like always. There is a COMPUTER, a REMOTE, a TV, a CELL phone (fully charged), amongst some other computer accessories
[6:23:39:] RTC: pocket CELL
[6:23:48:] * Segv2 takes his CELL phone.
[6:23:50:] * Segv2 gets a call.
[6:24:06:] RTC: answer CELL
[6:24:09:] ***: Segv2 is now known as OtherEndOfPhone
[6:24:17:] ***: phealy (~phealy@12a06a62.3f38bee0.ilstu.edu) has joined the channel
[6:24:17:] OtherEndOfPhone: "Yello?"
[6:24:32:] * RTC tackles phealy and gives them saurkraut
[6:24:35:] RTC: Answer
[6:24:42:] phealy: ew, sauerkraut.
[6:24:50:] OtherEndOfPhone: "Hey there, what's up?"
[6:24:53:] * phealy stands up again, bringing RTC with him.
[6:25:00:] RTC: ...
[6:25:11:] RTC: Nothing much?
[6:25:20:] OtherEndOfPhone: (RTC, you're Seg in this conversation.)
[6:25:29:] RTC: ((I semi-noticed
[6:25:30:] RTC: ))
[6:25:34:] OtherEndOfPhone: "Ah. Well, I bet you're wondering why I'm calling you."
[6:25:46:] RTC: Er, yes.
[6:26:04:] RTC: So, are you going to asnwer?
[6:26:04:] OtherEndOfPhone: "Well, too bad. (click)"
[6:26:06:] RTC: *answer
[6:26:09:] RTC: Damn
[6:26:14:] * OtherEndOfPhone calls back.
[6:26:21:] RTC: answer CELL
[6:26:32:] OtherEndOfPhone: "Just screwin' with ya! We need you over at work. We're shorthanded."
[6:26:35:] OtherEndOfPhone: (click!)
[6:26:38:] ***: OtherEndOfPhone is now known as Seg
[6:26:49:] Seg: (blinking cursor)
[6:27:15:] RTC: Stay at home
[6:27:15:] RTC: FAKE Sick
[6:27:27:] * Seg can't stay home. He needs money.
[6:27:32:] * Seg can't fake sick. He needs money.
[6:27:33:] RTC: Farkle.
[6:27:36:] RTC: Go to work
[6:27:53:] * Seg goes to work.
[6:27:59:] * Seg makes money.
[6:27:59:] * Seg comes home.
[6:28:04:] Seg: "Wow, that was easy."
[6:28:06:] RTC: =-_=
[6:28:26:] * RTC needs deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh
[6:28:41:] RTC: look
[6:28:52:] * Seg looks at what?
[6:28:59:] RTC: look at room
[6:29:24:] * Seg looks at the room. Hey, it's the mysterious object of desire! YOU WIN!!
[6:29:32:] RTC: ...
[6:29:36:] * Seg is a lazy joik - Presented by Michael Segekihei
[6:29:41:] * Seg MENU - Play again?
[6:29:49:] * RTC loads PONG
[6:30:07:] * RTC loads ZEEK THE GEEK on top of pong
[6:30:17:] lonely_Disciple: still playing?
[6:30:25:] * RTC bats ZEEK around with the PONG pattles
[6:30:29:] * Seg has to go, sorry
[6:30:39:] * RTC gives seg farewell tacos
[6:30:43:] * lonely_Disciple will take over for seg
[6:30:46:] Seg: We're gonna go reserve a table at Friday's.
[6:30:49:] RTC: whee
[6:30:50:] Seg: Bye guys!
[6:30:50:] lonely_Disciple: if RTC still wants to play
[6:30:52:] Seg: ;-)
[6:30:54:] RTC: sure
[6:31:02:] lonely_Disciple: where did we leave off?
[6:31:08:] ***: Seg is now known as Seg|TGIFridays
[6:31:30:] RTC: I was batting ZEEK around... Seg finished the previous game with the mysterious object of desire
[6:31:36:] lonely_Disciple: ahhh
[6:31:42:] lonely_Disciple: well pong is kinda dumb with IRC
[6:31:42:] RTC: =-_=
[6:31:56:] RTC: What about ZEEK the GEEK
[6:31:56:] ***: Kitten has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
[6:32:13:] * RTC notes that ZTG is a maze game involving an idiot and shrooms
[6:32:24:] lonely_Disciple: shrooms? I'm up for it
[6:32:30:] RTC: hehe
[6:32:36:] lonely_Disciple: but I'm more of a zork fan
[6:32:36:] * RTC RTC_BRB
[6:33:55:] lonely_Disciple: Zork I say! how about zounds and all the zigs and zags that payday loans come with it! i shall check my Zipper once again for that Zagging of the Zig!
[6:34:26:] RTC: ...
[6:34:30:] RTC: I've never plaid it
[6:34:46:] lonely_Disciple: ah
[6:34:51:] lonely_Disciple: well you've heard of grue right?
[6:35:12:] RTC: ....no....?
[6:35:16:] lonely_Disciple: oh
[6:35:21:] lonely_Disciple: well that sux
[6:35:32:] lonely_Disciple: zork is one of the oldest games out there
[6:35:42:] * RTC loads Lonely_Disciple v4.638
[6:35:49:] RTC: well, I am only 17
[6:35:55:] lonely_Disciple: I'm only 21
[6:36:15:] lonely_Disciple: well 22 in 4 days 6 hours and 24 minutes and
[6:36:17:] RTC: yay for you!
[6:36:33:] RTC: bigger, more hearty yay, also
[6:36:37:] * lonely_Disciple is loaded
[6:36:52:] lonely_Disciple: command prompt c:\run LD4.0
[6:37:05:] RTC: 4.638
[6:37:12:] lonely_Disciple: shh you've been downgraded
[6:37:17:] RTC: lol
[6:37:35:] phealy: I'm 18
[6:37:39:] lonely_Disciple: this computer is not capable of playing version 4.638 mostly cause LD is to lazy to keep on typing all numbers after decimel!
[6:37:41:] RTC: But LD4.638 the bootlegged edition has all them fun commands!