Snakes on a plane

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The following dialogue took place on #sluggysquad starting around 22:13 (not sure what timezone) within the past few days (today being 2006-08-21). A transcript with timestamps is available at http://allalone.org/snakesonasquad but may not be there indefinitely.

<Mechamancer> SNAKES!!!!!

<Mechamancer> ON A PLANE!!!!

<Tene> In the Batmobile!

<Mechamancer> I saw it!!!

<Mechamancer> just got back!

<Mechamancer> It was teh awsome!!

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• Matrix sets mode: +l 40

<Kadith> ><

<Kadith> stupid internet not letting me stay connected to IRC...

<Mechamancer> see the movie!

<Mechamancer> I command thee!

• tomspawn will not!

<DrMindbender> obviously the movie has transformed mecha into serpentor

<Mechamancer> hiss!

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<Mechamancer> that was the best movie I have seen in a long time

<DrMindbender> from what perspective?

<Mechamancer> clear your mind before you see it

<Mechamancer> from a perspective of kickassery

<DrMindbender> ah

<Mechamancer> It was good!

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<DrMindbender> and the second opinion of the night is...?

<Mechamancer> See Snakes on a Plane!!

<DrMindbender> that's a given

<DrMindbender> however, VoKy will tell me how badly I need to see it

• tomspawn still isnt going to

<Tene> So... who wants to �*not*� talk about that movie?

• tomspawn !!

<Tene> We can talk about... colors!

<Tene> Blue is nice, I think.

<tomspawn> ooh, i love colours!

<BaconPony> My favorite color is indigo. ^^

<Tene> but other colors are also nice.

<BassBone> Snapes on a Lane

<tomspawn> blue is lovely. i just ordered some glasses in blue! i almost got somepurple ones but draz made me nervous so i got black... doh

<Tene> :D!

<Mechamancer> but snakes on a plane is the best thing to ever happen to me

• tomspawn regrets not getting the purple ones.. is very nervous about black!

<Tene> I could get glasses eventually. My eyesight is slowly getting worse

<BaconPony> I think my sister gets glasses tomorrow! She could not be the only one in the family to not have them forever!

<tomspawn> yay!

<Tene> So far I'm the only person in *my* family to not have them!

<BaconPony> You are doomed too, then!

<Tene> Maybe I'm your sister!

• tomspawn is wearing contacts right now so that might count?

<tomspawn> ew!

<BaconPony> But this is okay because glasses only make people cuter.

<VoK[and-Imp]> Snakes! Plane! See! It!

<tomspawn> its true!

<tomspawn> they do

• tomspawn refuses to see this movie
• tomspawn instead, will eat a snake
• Mechamancer huggles VoK

<Tene> Maybe I should get some tiny glasses for my big head.

<Mechamancer> SNAKES!!

<tomspawn> haha, do it!

<VoK[and-Imp]> Best movie evar!

<Mechamancer> Yes!

<BaconPony> If you had glasses, maybe you would be TOO cute, Tene!

• Mechamancer highfives VoK

<BaconPony> Then I'd have to kidnap you!

<tomspawn> oh man!

<tomspawn> do it, tene!

<BaconPony> And lock you in my closet!

<Tene> Oh no! That would be... good. >.>

<Tene> <.<

<BaconPony> *giggles*

• tomspawn will have two glasses, also wants to be kidnapped! : /

<Tene> :D

<BaconPony> Okay! I'll kidnap you,t oo!

<Tene> Will you wear them both at once?

<tomspawn> : D

<tomspawn> ha ha, yes

<Tene> Yay!

<VoK[and-Imp]> We took plastic snakes to the theater!

<BaconPony> I can kidnap lots of people! I have excellant skills in the art of kidnapping.

<FrozenTrout> <.<

<tomspawn> oooh

<Mechamancer> The entire audience cheered when someone got bitten

<BaconPony> Oooh, I could kidnap Trouty, too.

<VoK[and-Imp]> I have pics

<Mechamancer> and when Sammy J said his famous line

<BaconPony> To go with the set I have working.

<tomspawn> do it, Kitten1

<BaconPony> The Sraedi/Tene/Trouty set!

• DrMindbender is immune to kittennapping!

<BaconPony> That's okay! I'll just kidnap Draz instead!

<Mechamancer> I'm tired of these mother******* snakes on this mother******* plane!

<BaconPony> Then I'll have Sraedi, Tene, Trouty, and Draz!

<BaconPony> Checkmate, I win!

<tomspawn> Yeaaaah!!!!!

<tomspawn> Do it!!!

• Mechamancer hearts
• tomspawn thinks that sounds like a dumb line

<VoK[and-Imp]> Jedi: excellent carnage

<VoK[and-Imp]> Mech: * I have had it with ...

<tomspawn> DOH, Mech

<Mechamancer> eh

<Mechamancer> whatever

• Dhraakellian needs to get to bed
• tomspawn agrees!

<Mechamancer> everyone in the theater was cheering at that point so I didn't hear the actual line

• Dhraakellian might watch a DVD first

<VoK[and-Imp]> Don't mess with the line

<tomspawn> mess with the line, mech. DO IT

• Mechamancer will not mess with the line

<VoK[and-Imp]> It's in the music video

<Dhraakellian> g'night/morning, all

<Mechamancer> yeah well

<Mechamancer> by the time the music video was playing in the credits I was so pumped I didn't care

<VoK[and-Imp]> I sang along

<Mechamancer> YAY!

<VoK[and-Imp]> Actually, I've been singing it all day

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<Mechamancer> youtube is down or I would watch it again

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• Mechamancer throws a snake at mond

<VoK[and-Imp]> Seriously, that movie kicked ass

<Mechamancer> monk

<Mechamancer> yes

<Mechamancer> it was full of kickassery

• tomspawn burns it

<Mechamancer> you do not understand

<VoK[and-Imp]> Cobra starship has a myspace page. Has the vid on it

<Mechamancer> whoopdy do

<Mechamancer> I'll watch it later

<Mechamancer> when did you see the movie?

<VoK[and-Imp]> Just walked out a few mins before I logged on here

<Mechamancer> neato!

<Mechamancer> I just got back too

<Mechamancer> Glee!

<VoK[and-Imp]> All the preview shows were at 10

<Mechamancer> yay!

<Mechamancer> Thats what I saw

<Mechamancer> did the audience cheer?

<Tene> So... ah...

<Tene> I recommend making a #snakesonaplane channel to talk about this in.

<Tene> That would be really cool if you'd do it elsewhere.

• Mechamancer has done so

<Tene> It's a bit... much...

<VoK[and-Imp]> And we saw the first round. There weren't even critic showings

<VoK[and-Imp]> I can't switch chans

<tomspawn> #snakesonaplane

<tomspawn> !!!

<Mechamancer> I created the channel

<Tene> Then how did you get to this channel?

<VoK[and-Imp]> I can only be on one Chan at a time on Imp

<tomspawn> sounds pretty lame

<Tene> so go to that other channel to talk about the movie, please. It's a bit much for this channel right now.

<Mechamancer> Imp is pretty G"imP"y

<VoK[and-Imp]> Don't insult Imp

<tomspawn> too late!

<Tene> Well, such a client *is* lame, in the sense of "crippled" and "less functional than its peers"

<tomspawn> peer!

<Tene> If I broke my leg, I would be lame.

<Tene> If my chat client could only be in one channel, it would be lame.

<tomspawn> would that stand true if i broke your leg, Tene? ; )

<Tene> Yep.

<tomspawn> ooh!

<Tene> If I talked endlessly about a movie that stopped being funny *MONTHS* ago after it has been suggested that I take it elsewhere, *I* would be lame.

<BaconPony> If you broke Tene, I wonder if that would make him easier to kidnap, or harder.

<VoK[and-Imp]> Fine. Nobody wants me. I'll just leave you all be. Me and my "lame" phone won't trouble all your highfalutin programs

<Mechamancer> eep?

<BaconPony> On one hand, he couldn't escape as fast.

<BaconPony> On the other hand, it'd be harder to transport him.

<Mechamancer> see the thing is I went into the movie expecting it to be way over hyped and a bad movie. I came out thinking it was the best thing ever

<VoK[and-Imp]> Mech: you should hush before they kick you

<BaconPony> We wouldn't kick Mech. We like him.

<Tene> Voice: passive-agressive isn't cool.

• Mechamancer hushes

<Tene> If I wanted you gone, I'd just /kick you.

<BaconPony> That's not to say we won't hit him with a stick or something... >.>

• Mechamancer huggles Everyone!!

<Tene> Don't complain like that to try to get attention and/or affection.

<VoK[and-Imp]> Well, I was having a good night before I was attacked. Sending me into crash mode isn't nice either

• VoK[and-Imp] tries to calm down and let her pill do its job

<BaconPony> Oh oh oh! So Tene, guess what? You are the best husband ever. Have I mentioned that lately?

<Tene> I don't think that you have. That's very nice of you to say.

<BaconPony> I mean, you've been really good with the kids lately.

<tomspawn> what? i dont get a husband!

<BaconPony> You could have Trouty!

• Mechamancer casts a love spell on everyone

<tomspawn> hmm